…In just one day.  It took 11 years, but it appears that Bayern Munich have finally taken their revenge on Manchester United.  Fabio Capello is somewhere currently making his worried face (not to be confused with his identical ecstatic face); English tabloids are ordering Chinese food; get ready for the blitz.

Messi, so hot right now, Messi.

Meanwhile, back in England…

Rap star P Diddy is considering a bid to buy struggling Championship club Crystal Palace.  The American musician and business mogul is in the market for an English football team and has set his sights on the Eagles after running the rule over cash-strapped Portsmouth.

Apparently (I’m not making this up) he’s targeting Palace because he liked the name of the club.  Just imagine the trend he could start.  Fiddy for Liverpool!

Don’t know how I missed this one.  Andrei Arshavin was nice enough to answer questions submitted by his fans on his website… these are the results:

PART ONE

PART TWO

This is awesome.  David Villa, David Silva, Xabi Alonso, and Alvaro Arbeloa act as shirt salesmen to unsuspecting shoppers.