Of course, you also have to give props to John Terry for making a similar effort at WC 2010.  And by similar I mean far less effective but far more salmon-like.

But if we’re on the subject of an entree denying a goal, look no further for the number one spot.  I cannot confirm that Blackburn and its sponsors had anything to do with the production of afore-linked video.  (Anfield Cat, you’re off the hook for today).

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He deserves a humor moratorium of much longer than a couple weeks, but let the Fabio Capello ( and Harry Redknapp) jokes commence!  Here are six brilliant (albeit NSFW) ones.

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Finally, how about Zlatan hitting a journalist with his Audi A3?  Awesome or super awesome?  Easy question– getting run over by an Ibravehicle is every blogger’s dream!